if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
[SEDUCTIVELY SOBS DURING MATH TEST]
(Source: prequeen)
- Doctor Who: SCREAMING
- Supernatural: CRYING
- Sherlock: WAITING
- Merlin: DEAD
- Hannibal: Eating Merlin
everyone’s gotten the update except me
u can’t catch me tumblr
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
tumblr users you want to be friends with but you only talk to them once and don’t know how to do it again more like






